There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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