we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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Im part way to drunk.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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