I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How naked do you want me to be?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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