Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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