Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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