If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I would fuck him just for his dog
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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