Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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