Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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