With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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