is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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