I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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