...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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