Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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