good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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