Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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