Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
is that a dick in a sweater?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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