I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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