It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
