Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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