oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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