Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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