I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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