I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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