It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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