Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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