Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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