Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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