I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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