West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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