come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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