Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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