the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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