They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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