Your face is a jimmy john
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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