There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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