She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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