found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
