I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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