we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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