Don't you send me to vm
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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