We're facebook friends in real life
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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