Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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