Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Randomize
