I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
