It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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