Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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