dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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