In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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