In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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