HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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