you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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