Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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