winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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