I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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