Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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